Usually my Saturdays are designated as my thorough cleaning days. Not that I don't clean other days too but I do my "heavier" cleaning on Saturday mornings. This also means that all other dwellers in mi casa must get up and clean too. I'm an equal opportunity type person ya know.
Well I slept in instead. I was so tired from the week. It was hard to not do anything.
Well Hallelujah I got some unexpected help from a stranger!
The doorbell rings around 2pm. The kids were out in the backyard playing and Dude ran out for a quick errand.
I went to the door slowly, wondering who it could be and I had on my around the house wardrobe and hair.
It was a male. Looked to be in his early to mid-20s. He was smiling and thankfully was backed up away from the door. As I got closer to the door I noticed he had a spray bottle.
As soon as I opened the door he started with his pitch.
"Hey ma'am who does your windows?" he asked looking at my front windows.
"Well, when they get done, I do them," I responded.
He began spraying them and wiping them down. "Look at that! No streaks or anything."
Before I could comment he knelt down and began spraying the white wood rails near the steps. And the stuff worked well but my eyes were drawn to something else. Smoke.
I noticed that this guy had been puffing on a cigarette! Trying to sell a product and was smoking. On my porch!
"Hey... are you all selling cigarettes too?" I laughed.
He put the cigarette out. On my steps!
He continued on with his spill about the product- Protek or something. Fast talker he tried to be.
"Do you have carpet?" he asked. "Nope! We have hardwoods," I told him thinking that would be it with his show.
"Who cleans your car?" he asked, looking at my van parked in the garage (the door was up).
"My husband. He will be back in a few minutes," I told him.
As I stepped outside to follow him to my van, he continued on explaining how great the product is because it cleans everything. No need to spend money buying myriad cleaning products.
He asked me if I had any stains in my car. I have two young kids- of course I did!
I slid the doors open and showed him the stained carpet.
"Do you have a white rag?" he asked. And I happened to have one right there in the garage. I was happy to get it for him.
He sprayed the first spot and rubbed it and sure enough it came right up. I inspected it. Folded my arms and said, "Well yes but some of those other stains (pointing them out) are a little tougher to get out. They have been there forever and nothing I've tried will get them out."
He sprayed the spots and got them out. By the time he finished my carpet looked like it had been freshly shampooed!
He was excited! And so was I! I was about to get my van cleaned. He moved on to show me how clean it can get the body of the van. Of course I allowed him.
I still wasn't sold. I kept my arms folded- on guard.
"You see those oil stains there (pointing to the garage floor)?"
I nodded.
He sprayed one and it came up with some elbow action behind it.
"Yes but look how hard you had to do that to get it up," I remarked.
I think he rolled his eyes but then sprayed another spot, then stood back and looked at me.
"Well this IS a garage. As you can see we don't really bother with getting up stains from a GARAGE floor. But let me see how the front window looked again."
We walked back. I kicked the cigarette he put out, from my front steps. Then frowned at the bottom or my shoe- just to remind him of his lack of professionalism.
"Now if that stuff can get this window clean without streaks, then it is some good stuff!" I suggested. He seemed reluctant to do it but he sprayed it and wiped really quickly. How I wished I could get my bathroom cleaned. But I do have limits and great sense. I mean this guy did have a cigarette with him. Can't trust him pass my opened garage. It was a nice day so neighbors were out. Finally we had our back-and-forth session: "See ma'am this product will save you money down the road." "How so?" I asked. He explained that it would save me from having to spend $20 or more per month buying cleaning products. "I may spend $5 a month on cleaning supplies," I corrected him. "Well you can save money and time cleaning your own car and the outside of your house if you buy this than if you paid someone to do it for you." I shook my head. "Why would I clean the outside of my house? It is a house! The rain can do that. And my husband cleans our cars with a special product from one of his friends that we get for free." No we don't have a friend with any products but hey- how would he know that?
I let him go through all that-he worked now- and I did not buy a squirt of that stuff. He looked mad too. He did sell some to the sucker- I mean to our neighbor.
"See. Your neighbor got some from me. You are missing out!" the guy yelled later when I saw him next door.
"Hey... I'll just use some of his!" I smiled. And I don't want any cigarettes!
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