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Thursday, October 22, 2015
Blind Sex
While cooking and watching The Voice the other night with the family, our youngest was awed by one of the contestants. He commented, "Wow! That's cool! They have a blind person who sings!" The contestant talked about being ready to start a family.
Our son was confused. "How can he start a family? He can't do that."
"Blind people do a lot of things," I informed him while starting my pasta sauce. "Remember, Stevie Wonder is blind. He's been around for years and he has a family-"
"WHAT? He has a family? Like CHILDREN?" he interrupted.
"Of course!" I laughed.
Quiet
"So blind people have SEX too?"
Stirring the pasta sauce.
Not thinking, Daddy adds to the mix. "They don't have to SEE to have sex. Duh!" he laughed and obviously not thinking.
Being wise, I honed in on my sauce.
"They don't? But how are they gonna know where to-" our son started.
"Daddy. YOU WANNA TRY THIS SAUCE?" I interrupted.
Missing the attempted rescue, he replied, "Naw. They just need to know where to-"
"This sauce is really good!" I put a hot spoonful to his mouth. "TASTE THE SAUCE!"
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3 comments:
Hilarious.
Good thing you were preparing sauce at the time, to serve as a distraction to the conversation taking place in the background. Lol.
Yes!!! Lol
Wowwwwww. Lol
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